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Revision as of 20:33, 10 July 2014
Release type: Shareware
Release date: ~1994
Levels: 18
Author: Adam Tyner
Related games: Mister Spiff I, Mister Spiff II, Mister Spiff IV, CGA Hell
Contents
Story
After part II, Spiff's companion Mister Splendid got hungry and went in an escape pod to Bigulscribnibulax. which is noted for having great scalloped potatoes! Spiff went ahead to Hiffuldrumdixzipitlk because scalloped potatoes give him hives.
Hiffuldrumdixzipitlk is a rather odd planet where Bacon-Egg-and-Cheese biscuits are considered to be a delicacy (I certainly think so!). Spiff said, "I'd like to have an ice water with my biscuit," which in Bigulscribnibulaxian tongue means, "Ah, your fadda's moustache!" offended a patron who was really from Bigulscribnibulax named Elkniwllub.
Elkniwllub teleported home, as all Bigulscribnibulaxians can, and told the Muhnameisangusgus (president), who was named Tomuhpalsimakeany-thingintoan. He decided to deploy an ARSENAL of Bigulscribnibulaxians to destroy Spiff.
Splendid was later arrested for staring at the Muhnameisangusgus' daughter. He can't blink, so it looked as if he was staring. She was standing under a rather striking portrait of Shadow Stevens on Hollywood Squares, Splendid's favorite show, which he was REALLY looking at.
Splendid was captured after a search of criminal history showed that he was associated with Spiff (You see, Splendid and Spiff went on a shopping spree with Spiff's gold credit card and went $.37 over, resulting in their arrest. Politburodamans are VEEEEERY wary of credit card fraud, so they arrest anyone over.).
A menacing blue Tocsamelppans (a warship) decimated a good bit of Hiffuldrumdixzipitlk. Now you have to rescue your friend and get home before Teri's mashed potatoes get cold!
Instructions
The instructions are easy enough.
Use the Numeric Keypad to move and ENTER to throw 3 1/2' disks.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... a joystick is even EASIER! During gameplay, press F8 to enable the joystick (an' F9 calibrates it). Use the stick to move and press B1 to fire two sicks. B2 or UP on the stick jumps up. There are a couple SECRET keys, including the SPATULA KEY!!!!!!! Can you find it?
Watch out for:
- PACKWOOD - A former programmer who made Pac-Man ripoffs, turned into a Pac-Man clone, and went insane!
- PISTOLWHIP - A flying green thing.
- ORBERT - Ever play Questor?
- EYEFUL - A green eye thing.
- METALHEAD - A Warner Bros. reject.
- MUDPACK - Sentient mud. Oooh.
- WARHEAD - Sentient missle. Oooh.
- KNOX S. FUMES - A green gas that's on your tail.
- ROLL N. STONE - A rocking and rolling rock.
- CLOUD 9 FROM OUTER SPACE - A cloud that follows you.
- NOSECONE - Killer kones from outer space.
- ELKNIWLLUB - A badnik who look kinda like Mister Spiff and teleports around.
- THE GREEN GLOB THAT MOVES AROUND AND IS REALLY GROSS - Its name says it all.
- BUTTHEAD - A cigarette in a radioactive ashtray proves that second hand smoke is harmful.
- SNOWBALL'S CHANCE - A demon snowball.
- CRAZY LEG MAN GIMME CANDY - A crazy leg man that wants candy
Credits
Mister Spiff III V. 1.0
Okay...this version has 18 levels, including:
- Blue Sky Zone
- Black Hole Zone
- Dark Cloud Zone
- Green Vapor Zone
- Rocky Height Zone
- Ice Cloud Zone
- Toxic Sludge Zone
- Pipe Waste Zone
- Pink Chip Zone
- Aqua Cartoon Zone
- Steel Present Zone
- Orange Agent Zone
- Fluff Factory Zone
- Cholesterol City Zone
- Moonlit Rescue Zone
- Light Blue Terror Zone
- Violet Violence Zone
- Final Zone
Here are some people who I'd like to thank for making this game possible:
Recreational Software Designs: They programmed Game-Maker, the tool I use to program. During the game, press F10 for information on ordering.
Me, Adam Tyner: Guess...
Alan Caudel: The inspiration for Mister Spiff. Try his FireAxe game as it's incredible! It looks just like Zelda III for the SNES!
Thanks for listening!
- Adam Tyner
Links
Downloads
- Mister Spiff III (130 kB)
