I do like Bangai-O. Here’s a conversation which broke out in the middle of a nerve-wracking battle in a round filled with explosives which get set off in a chain reaction with one false shot:

Mrs. M: The legendary space fruit.
There are 5 types of
the huge Space-Fruit.

Mrs. M: The Points rise
according to the series.

Riki (stressed): Points!?
What are the points?

Mrs. M: I do not know. Ask
The points counter.

Riki (calm, anticipatory): Is there no civet fruit?

Mrs. M: What? You’d like them?
But they stink!
Anyway there aren’t any!

Riki (freaking out): If there is no civet fruit,
then I don’t want to go on!

Mrs. M: I don’t know whether there
are any. Go and buy some
Somewhere else.