Bringing back the Who

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People often criticize the last few years of Doctor Who’s original run. I get the surface complaints. The show had no budget or support from the BBC. It was produced in a rush. Nobody outside the core creative team wanted to work on it. Often the scripts overreached the talent and money available. It looked cheap. It felt neglected. Some people just don’t like Sylvester McCoy as an actor. Fair enough.

What confuses me is when people complain about Cartmel’s vision for the show. They say it’s “just not Doctor Who”, as if the show had ever been static. Well, beyond the doldrums of Tom Baker’s era and the early-mid 1980s. I’m guessing that’s what they mean, but that’s not how they explain it.

Their problem, as I often hear it, is in the portrayal of McCoy’s Doctor. Suddenly the Doctor is a puppet master; his mind is all in the future rather than the present, as he winds huge schemes around everyone and everything to achieve some goal of his own. This is overstating the case, of course; although the novels go nuts with this concept, in the show McCoy’s Doctor is more of an awkward professor. He tries to plan or anticipate situations, but he only ever sees the big picture and so spends most of his time reeling from the unexpected. The result is a strange little man who always seems to know more than he should, and who rarely steps forward to explain himself.

Thing is, that characterization has always been there to some extent. There’s a great deal of the Columbo to Troughton’s and Tom Baker’s portrayals, for instance; their Doctors allow everyone around them to underestimate them wildly, to allow them the space to explore or manipulate the situation behind the scenes.

Take Troughton’s handling of Klieg, in Tomb of the Cybermen. He allows the man to rant and assert his ego, while the Doctor scurries in the background to press buttons and work his own solutions. With his understanding of the situation, the Doctor could well have asserted authority and taken control — but that’s not his style. He would rather observe, and insert himself at key moments to change the course of events.

This is actually the trait that has always attracted me to the character; you never quite know how much the Doctor knows, and the supporting characters know even less of it. All you know is that he’s the most observant person in the room, and that his brain has already extrapolated things many steps beyond what’s in front of him.

McCoy’s portrayal just seems like a pointed example of this characterization — which may be why, for me, his Doctor feels like one of the most definitive. This is also probably why it has taken so long for me to accept more authoritative portrayals like Pertwee’s and Tennant’s; they lack that subversiveness, or at least neglect it by comparison.

This may be the first time I’ve compared Tennant to Jon Pertwee. Good grief.

Anyway. Cartmel’s era feels to me like an attempt to return the show to its 1960s roots — the subversive and ambiguous protagonist, who acts more as a supporting character to the companion; the ambitious scripts that explore broad social or theoretical concepts. I believe that Cartmel has said a few times that this was his intention, and I think it shows. Take out everything from Pertwee through Colin Baker, and I think the show progresses pretty seamlessly.

Bob Holmes

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Robert Holmes has long been held as the ideal of Doctor Who scriptwriters. He was in charge of the early Tom Baker era, and wrote many of the most popular stories of the 1970s and early ’80s. These are the stories that never budge from the top of popularity polls, and that in established fan circles it’s almost heresy to criticize.

The thing is, I find his work tedious. True, he does have more of his own to say than Eric Saward (who was in charge during the early ’80s) — and when he hides or diverges from his references, I rather like the results. Yet underneath the droll dialogue is a stench of imperial middle-class privilege that tends to cloud any constructive discussion. Combine his scripts with Tom Baker’s oxygen-sucking performance, and my mind begins to glaze over.

Doctor Who has always had an aspirational middle-class sensibility, and since its very first episode has been a jumble of cultural and genre references — particularly Welles and Verne. At its best, though, the pastiche has been subtle and practical. It’s not like The Daleks lingers around, rubbing your nose into parallels with The Time Machine; it uses the basic framework of that story to explore some fresh ideas and move the show’s concept forward.

Indeed the first and last few years of the show often make great pains to be socially and culturally progressive. At its top and tail Doctor Who is aspirational — but typically toward new ideas and complex values, rather than security and leisure. If that means borrowing a few props from the cultural vault, then fair enough. Use them and move on.

With Robert Holmes, though, the middle-class values become stifling — shifting toward such concerns as taxes and fine cuisine — and the pastiche becomes shameless. At the height of his era, nearly every script is based on a classic pulp or horror tale, with bonus points if it had been recently adapted to the cinema. The serials do little but retell the stories within the show’s framework, with a few details tweaked to make them feel cute.

To me all of the overt pastiche hints at a false erudition based in recognition rather than relation; you spot what the show is referencing (Frankenstein! The Thing from Another World! Sherlock Holmes!), which makes you feel clever and superior even though neither you nor the writer has approached any functional insight. It’s just a pat on the head for being of the right demographic.

Then all the while there’s the whole jolly imperialist tone to the proceedings, with the Doctor as the cultured white man who stumbles into alien civilizations and immediately knows everything. Note also that each story has to include a comedy lower-class or regional character (Milo Clancey, the Spearhead poacher, Vorg and Shirna) or lazy stereotype (Talons). They may be sympathetic, even treated with affection at times, but the depiction always is patronizing.

The characters are not depicted as normal people; rather, they are “others” — anarchic or comedic figures. Even if they’re the best of a bad lot, as is often the case, they’re still uncomfortable stereotypes, rolled out for the audience’s amusement like exotic animals. It’s as if the fact that they have redeeming qualities is the punchline to a joke – “You never thought to root for them, did you?!”

There is the argument that Holmes just likes to show a clash of cultures, and that no one comes out clean. It doesn’t matter. Whatever intent you extrapolate, the writing still embodies and perpetuates some uncomfortable stereotypes. In the case of Talons we have three hours of mystical orientals and yellowface, offset by a single fatuous line from Chang (played by John Bennett) about the Chinese all looking alike — which in context feels less a condemnation than a dry joke on Holmes’ part underlining the white man who would obviously be playing the part.

That, there, is the whole issue: the casualness of Holmes’ attitude toward classism, racism, and the whole entitled middle-class mentality. It’s not that he treats lower classes or other races especially poorly; it’s that he treats them as objects of detached fascination or humor, if not to a greater extent than other social or ethnic groups then to a fine and specific point that reinforces the stereotypes at hand.

Let’s remember his proposed Auton story for season 23. Granted, the title of record is clearly provisional and probably meant as a mix of satire and personal joke. Still, though — you can’t propose a story called “Yellow Fever (And How to Cure It)” by accident. That’s a very specific construction. It doesn’t matter that the title would never have gone to air, or that no doubt the script would have avoided any obviously sensational or offensive content. The proposed title says something about the writer’s mentality at the start of the project. It’s a casual joke that betrays a casual, dismissive attitude.

If Holmes were concerned about bigotry or seriously interested in tackling the concept, he could have done so. Instead of contrasting a comedy miner against a stiff but fairly broadcast-standard posh starship crew, he could have gone the Roddenberry route and gone not just color and nation blind but class blind, depicting everyone at an equal keel for all their differences.

Once Lis Sladen moved on, Holmes’ choice of companion is also… curious. Granted, when written well Leela is probably one of the smartest companions of all. But it’s interesting that Holmes chose to go there, out of all possible choices. Whether you frame the relationship as a Higgins/Doolittle or a Crusoe/Friday situation, his first choice is to cast the Doctor as a cultured European imperialist puttering through time with his noble savage by his side.

So the dialog plays with the situation, and pokes holes in its appearance. Again Leela is in some ways smarter and more aware than the Doctor. It doesn’t matter; the situation plays up the obvious power vacuum in the Doctor’s relationship with his assistants and with the wild jungle of the universe. It embodies and perpetuates some unfortunate concepts, even as it chuckles at the scenario at hand and some of its patent assumptions.

For comparison, Rochester was a much more sympathetic and possibly intelligent character than Jack Benny, but in no way could a person call the depiction an enlightened or progressive one. In this case Leela also was played by a posh BBC actress, and her culture was a fictional one, so the problem is not as apparent.

The problem is that the character is basically a way of shoehorning in that imperialist perspective so as to enjoy its jolly patronizing aspects without being so overt as to offend anyone. Gosh! Remember the good old days when we were better than everyone (unless they were showing us what-for)? That was a wheeze, wasn’t it?

Holmes’ most progressive story would probably be The Deadly Assassin. This serial is unusual in that it turns the show’s middle-class values onto themselves so as to satirize the Time Lords as the greatest and most decadent imperialists of all. For once Holmes uses his frame of reference as fuel for the progression and development of a story, instead of as a snide and very likely oblivious veneer.

For all that fans like to talk up the Manchurian Candidate parallels, for once Holmes also holds off the overt pastiche. The serial has basically nothing to do with that story, and in focusing instead on its own political and thematic message it enriches the story with a sense of truth, bringing the series somewhere it had never been before. The closest that it’s come since is probably “The Waters of Mars”, which again is one of the best stories of its era.

Otherwise with Holmes there’s a sense of superiority lurking just beneath the show’s skin. He brings out the show’s middlebrow sense of entitlement and smugness and parades it on his sleeve, turning Doctor Who into a proud soldier of the collapsing empire. Again, it’s better than the creativity vacuum of Saward’s stewardship. At least Holmes is a confident and competent writer. His work just makes me feel icky.

In the Dollhouse

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Okay. Mark Gatiss is capable of writing an episode that I enjoy. So far so good for the second half, here. If Tom MacRae can impress me, and Gareth Roberts keeps up to his level last year, this last stint may well redeem the show for me.

Someone I know made the comment that this episode is more or less “Fear Her” done right. It also strikes me as Gatiss trying to do his own “Girl in the Fireplace” insofar as it boils down and narrates the show’s themes as a fairy tale from a child’s perspective. Also, the awkward porcelain-faced antagonists from a window reality. Considering “The Doctor’s Wife”, which was overtly a pastiche of “Fireplace”, I guess this year we’re seeing the Moffat Style Guide in full force.

Come to think of it, from a distance MacRae’s episode also seems to draw on Fireplace themes — popping into a girl’s life at various times, while she rapidly ages and confronts awkward… not porcelain but opaque white antagonists. Hmm.

As with last week very little here stands up to the slightest analysis. A logical breakdown seems beside the point of the episode, though. Smith is on the best form since “The Lodger”. Decent direction, though I could lose a few of the horizontal wipes.

Anyway. A weird sort of status quo, executed well.

Icons and Exposure (updated)

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I just realized that Sarah Jane Smith had more screen time than any Doctor aside from Tom Baker. Here’s how it breaks down, going by rough episode lengths and assuming that any episode where the character is a featured player counts for its full length:

  • Tom Baker – 71 hours, 40 minutes
  • Sarah Jane Smith – 61 hours
  • Hartnell – 57 hours, 30 minutes
  • Troughton – 55 hours
  • Pertwee – 54 hours, 50 minutes
  • Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart – 50 hours, 40 minutes
  • Jamie McCrimmon – 49 hours, 20 minutes
  • Captain Jack Harkness – 44 hours, 37 minutes
  • Tennant – 38 hours, 38 minutes
  • K-9 (all models) – 38 hours, 15 minutes
  • Jo Grant – 32 hours, 55 minutes
  • Ian & Barbara – 32 hours, 5 minutes
  • Davison – 30 hours, 48 minutes
  • Tegan Jovanka – 29 hours
  • Rose Tyler – 23 hours, 17 minutes
  • Susan Foreman – 22 hours, 45 minutes
  • Matt Smith – 21 hours, 8 minutes (through series 6)
  • Amy Pond – 21 hours, 8 minutes (through series 6)
  • Zoe Heriot – 20 hours, 50 minutes
  • Nyssa of Traken – 20 hours, 50 minutes
  • Peri Brown – 20 hours, 35 minutes
  • Steven Taylor – 19 hours, 10 minutes
  • Adric of Alzarius – 18:20
  • McCoy – 17 hours, 30 minutes
  • Colin Baker – 17 hours, 15 minutes
  • Victoria Waterfield – 17 hours, 5 minutes
  • Ben & Polly – 16 hours, 40 minutes
  • Leela of the Sevateem – 16 hours, 40 minutes
  • Romana II – 16 hours, 40 minutes
  • Rory Williams – 16 hours, 38 minutes
  • Vicki – 16 hours, 15 minutes
  • Vislor Turlough – 14 hours, 50 minutes
  • Martha Jones – 13 hours, 57 minutes
  • Donna Noble – 13 hours, 35 minutes
  • Ace – 12 hours, 55 minutes
  • Romana I – 10 hours, 50 minutes
  • Liz Shaw – 10 hours, 25 minutes
  • Eccleston – 9 hours, 45 minutes
  • Mickey Smith – 9 hours, 20 minutes
  • Dodo Chaplet – 8 hours, 20 minutes
  • Mel Bush – 8 hours, 20 minutes
  • Wilfred Mott – 7 hours, 15 minutes
  • Sara Kingdom – 3 hours, 45 minutes
  • Kamelion – 2 hours, 30 minutes
  • Katarina – 2 hours, 5 minutes
  • McGann – 1 hour, 30 minutes
  • Adam Mitchell – 1 hour, 30 minutes

The Brigadier is in a similar class to Sarah Jane, thanks to several seasons as a regular and decades of return appearances. Jack also holds up well, with Torchwood’s long episodes and about a season’s worth of main-series screen time. Jamie, of course, was in all of Troughton’s original episodes except the first six, and then reappeared in The Two Doctors.

Aside from the estimations and assumptions above, I am unsure how to record K-9’s SJA appearances, as he appears often but usually only for a few seconds. I’m not counting Shada, Dimensions in Time, or Richard Hurndall in The Five Doctors, or any cameo appearances. Other figures may be debatable, but I don’t really care.

Path of The Pink Panther

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The Pink Panther movies have a long and convoluted history. The first film, 1963’s The Pink Panther, is barely a Pink Panther movie at all – at least by later standards. The movie focuses more on David Niven and an ensemble cast than Peter Sellers’ Inspector Clouseau, and rather than a slapstick farce the film is more of an urbane drawing room comedy.

It’s not until the second film, 1964’s A Shot in the Dark, that the series formula sets in. To suit Sellers’ performance, Director Blake Edwards shifted to a weirder, more physical humor. This movie also introduces the recurring characters of Clouseau’s intermittently violent manservant Cato and his beleaguered boss, Chief Inspector Dreyfus. Complicating issues is that A Shot in the Dark was not written with Clouseau in mind, and was rushed into its final state based on the popularity of Sellers’ recent role. Despite the production challenges, and the lack of series branding, A Shot in the Dark is often considered the greatest of the Pink Panther movies.

Here’s where the series gets even weirder. After A Shot in the Dark, Sellers took leave of his character for over a decade. That didn’t stop rights holder Mirisch Films, which went ahead and recast Alan Arkin in Sellers’ role. Blake Edwards refused to direct, which put Divorce American Style director Bud Yorkin in the hotseat. To further the personnel changes, Yorkin’s film also ditches the regular cast – no Cato, no Dreyfus. Although technically a canonical film, there is little in Inspecter Clouseau (1968) to link it to its brethren. As a result, many listings quietly omit Yorkin and Arkin’s contributions to the series.

In 1975, The Pink Panther returned in a big way. Sellers was back with all his supporting cast. Blake Edwards was back in the director’s chair. Even the Pink Panther diamond had returned as a focal point. The Return of the Pink Panther was in effect a restart for the series. For once, all of the famous elements were in play at the same time – and up until his death, Sellers would return to the character once every year or two. From here on, The Pink Panther is a cultural presence.

After his murderous behavior in the previous movie, Dreyfus escapes from his asylum in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976), intent on putting an end to the bumbling Clouseau once and for all. Curiously, although the story has nothing to do with the Pink Panther diamond, the movie retains the now-established series branding. Partially because of this movie, audiences came to confuse the name for Clouseau’s character – or perhaps that of the diamond’s recurring thief, the Phantom.

Sellers’ final Panther movie before his death, 1978’s Revenge of the Pink Panther, indeed features the return of the Phantom, as well as Chief Inspector Dreyfus – and the titular diamond. Curiously, despite his rather conclusive end in the previous movie, Dreyfus is back in his familiar asylum, awaiting a return to his job in the police force. This discontinuity has caused some amount of speculation as to the intended story order.

After Revenge, Blake Edwards spent the next 15 years trying to continue the series despite the death of its leading man. In 1982 Edwards spliced together outtakes and flashbacks to assemble Trail of the Pink Panther. The idea was that Clouseau had vanished, and all the supporting cast was on a lookout. A year later, the search continues in Curse of the Pink Panther. In this opus, Clouseu’s role is filled by a certain Sergeant Sleigh, played by Ted Wass. Finally in 1993, Roberto Benigni stars in Son of the Pink Panther as Clouseau’s illegitimate son, Jacques Gambrelli. It is perhaps notable that all of these latter-day Panther films include series regulars Herbert Lom (Dreyfus) and Burt Kwouk (Cato), so despite the haunting absence of Sellers there is a direct line of continuity.

Finally in 2006 the series was revived and “rebooted” from scratch, with Steve Martin in the role that Peter Sellers made so famous. Although financially successful, both The Pink Panther and 2009’s The Pink Panther 2 bombed with critics.

So in sum: if you want the classic Pink Panther experience, watch A Shot in the Dark followed by the 1970s trilogy (Return/Strikes Again/Revenge). If you want the full experience, you can add on the original Pink Panther and the three latter-day epilogues (Trail/Curse/Son). If you still hunger for more Clouseau, then you can check out Alan Arkin’s and Steve Martin’s portrayals and see how they compare.

Don’t Kick the Hive

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Rather than comment on the substance of Moffat’s mid-season finale, I’m going to dwell on a minor detail from the introduction.

In Doctor Who terms, the Cybermen are in principle my favorite recurring foe. Their only problem is that no writer has used them particularly well. Often, particularly from 1975 on, the Cybermen are used as random monsters. They stomp around and proclaim and try to conquer, and then the Doctor defeats them using their one weakness. They’re silver men who are allergic to gold. That’s their thing.

It’s only in the 1960s that the writing much tries to speak to the actual themes or dilemmas that the Cybermen represent. Of those stories, Tomb of the Cybermen probably comes the closest. The set design establishes an ominous atmosphere. The Cybermen are portrayed as something horrible looming just out of reach, if you’re foolish enough to bother them. Kick the hive and you get what’s coming to you. They take you and doom you to the same perpetual undying that you have disturbed.

The Cybermen are unknowable, and to even try to know them is dangerous. Best just leave them to their devices and hope that they don’t become aware of you.

The other good example is perhaps more controversial. Although the script and costume design are both ridiculous and tawdry, the Torchwood episode “Cyberwoman” actually hits more thematic targets than any other televised Cyberman story. It focuses on the psychological and body horror of conversion, and portrays the Cybermen as an infection. You can contain it, and that’s fine, but if it spreads then good luck trying to stop it.

Outside of these two examples, and a few clumsy examples of lip service here and there, the thematic and conceptual elements of Cybermen are largely neglected — that is, until 2010.

I am supremely bored with Steven Moffat’s version of Doctor Who. I just — I’m ready to give up on it. The biggest highlights so far have been his two brief sequences with the Cybermen — first in the 2010 finale and then in the opening to this past Saturday’s episode. Each of those examples is more of a setpiece than a real scene, and the Cybermen serve no important story value, but each is amongst the most effective uses of the Cybermen since the 1960s.

Moffat’s Cybermen feel more themselves than they have done since 1968 or so. These are quiet, reserved planners who can be reasoned with only when it comes to survival of the group.

There’s always been something a bit sad about Cybermen, and that comes up here. Granted they’re probably up to no good, but in this story the Cybermen are more or less minding their own business, observing a portion of space, when Rory barges into their hive, kicks it apart, and demands information that they had no use for in the first place.

By Rory’s standards the Cybermen aren’t really worthy of individual consideration, and that probably goes for them, too. They’re just collectors — of information, of hardware, of drones. They don’t even appreciate what they collect; they just soak up all that they touch. Everything is a piece of the collective. To extract anything from that collection means threatening the whole. There’s no other circumstance where they’d let a piece go.

Properly portrayed, Cybermen are a little pathetic and desperate yet simultaneously resilient. The whole is so very hungry for survival, but the pieces are empty and rickety and helpless. Maybe not physically, but separate a Cyberman from the collective and he’d probably just bumble around, confused, looking for anything to give its life (or perpetual undeath) meaning. It would go insane from loneliness, more or less.

There is some deep metaphor to draw from here, particularly in regard to modern life, and it’s strong enough that you don’t need to hit people over the head to make a point of it. It’s just that no one has bothered to characterize the Cybermen in ages — until now, obliquely and to no real purpose.

As much as Moffat is wearing on me, I would like to see his idea of a full, proper Cyberman story. I don’t want it farmed out to Mark Gatiss or some other third-string puppet author. I want to see Moffat’s own exploration of the creatures. Based on the last couple of snippets, I’ve a feeling he’d do them full justice.

Otherwise, I can hardly be bothered to think about his show.

Cyberman catch phrases through the ages:

1967: “We… Muzzt… Survive…”
1982: “Ex-cellent!”
2006: “Delete!”
2012: ?

Better than Who

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Bored is a good adjective for me and the Moffat years. Whereas I can hardly wait for the new season of Torchwood, with every episode of its parent show I feel less bothered. Given the writers in the second half (Gatiss, MacRae, Whithouse, Roberts), this autumn should be even less involving.

Even at its worst, with Davies’ Who I was always entertained. I nearly always felt that the stories were about something more than themselves. Even if the plots made no sense and the sentimentality was sometimes smothering, there was a certain minimum quantity of glee and love at play; optimism about everything constructive, balanced by cynicism about the things that need scrutiny.

I don’t feel that the show is about anything anymore, or that it serves much purpose. The plots don’t make any more sense than they did, the show has somehow become even more smug, and it just feels like it’s being done for posterity or fetish rather than because someone has something important to say through it. Worse than smug, the show has become glib, to the point where I wonder why I’m needed in the audience.

It’s not bad. It’s just… lifeless. This is the same problem I have with the ever-so-popular Hinchcliffe years and the early 1980s under Eric Saward. The former script editor was concerned mostly with pastiche of whatever horror film was popular in the cinema at that moment, and the latter just wanted to make a gritty space opera.

Although “The Rebel Flesh” is boring, and in plot and detail about as lazy as you can get, it is one of the few times in the past two years that it felt to me that the writer was trying to go a step beyond the obvious. Instead of just being about plotting and the mechanics of the show itself (which is as well, since the plot was so tedious), it made a small effort to examine the questions raised by the story’s premise. And then it shrugged and had the hothead charge in and move the story along again.

So we’re not at the level of Davies’ Who; more like the thinkier parts of Troughton’s run. But I did appreciate that. I guess it’s that which brings the rest of Moffat’s era into contrast. This is hardly hard-hitting stuff, yet thematically it feels so much more substantial than we’ve got since 2009.

I guess I just prefer a show to reward curiosity, rather than rote obsessiveness. And for that reward (however slight) to be a broader outlook on life (however slightly), rather than a cheap surprise twelve weeks down the road.

How might I apply the existence of a regenerating little girl to my life? Well, I guess it will make me wonder what will happen next in this particular TV show. How might I apply even so apparently fannish a moment as the Doctor’s restaurant conversation with Wilf, or the reactions of the passengers in “Midnight”, or the facile Dahlian satire of the Slitheen in Eccleston’s series? It’s commentary on identity, on mob mentality, and on the motivations of the people who we blithely assume are there to take care of us.

It’s all simplistic, and no, it doesn’t provide any answers — but it gets an audience accustomed to asking questions. It encourages one to look at the world with a healthy skepticism for the order and hierarchy presented to us through most culture. Aside from a few key eras, Doctor Who has always presented the audience that outsider’s view of life and its workings. It’s simple, clumsy, and in the end it has a narrative goal to reach, but in some small way it fosters an ongoing sense of wonder and attentiveness.

This is a right and a healthy message, and it’s a message that Davies both saw in and extrapolated from the show’s history, then developed into something much more pervasive and deliberate. That’s a part of who he is, I guess — Second Coming, Queer as Folk, and all. He can’t help tweaking people who he sees as intellectually or spiritually lazy. But that’s not really a priority anymore, and I miss it.

Ghosts of Machu Picchu: Nova

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The Incas are the best of the bunch, as far as South American empires go. Whereas the Mayas were poets and astronomers and the Aztecs were warriors, the Incas were architects and planners. What I didn’t realize was just how short their heyday was — only about 100 years. Had the Spanish not come, preceded by their wave of smallpox, one wonders how the Incas might have developed.

I had always appreciated Machu Picchu for its exotic location and architecture, and the mystery surrounding its discovery. This is the stuff that established the template of the adventurer archaeologist, that later brought us figures like Indiana Jones. What this documentary has brought me is a new appreciation of the planning and rigor that went into the structure’s development.

There’s nothing arbitrary about the process. For all the reasons not to build a palace in Machu Picchu’s location, there is a certain political, mystical, and engineering logic to its location. Furthermore, the palace wasn’t simply plopped on top of the mountain; nearly 60% of the work is under the ground, in extensive drainage and support structures both to prevent erosion and ensure a steady supply of fresh water.

This is fascinating stuff, and well-told. If you’ve a whiff of interest in ancient culture or architecture, this documentary is a goodun.

A Serious Man

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A Serious Man is a mid-level Coen movie; Not as grand as Fargo or No Country, not as humble as The Man Who Wasn’t There. Not as memorable as Lebowski, not as forgettable as Intolerable Cruelty. Not as good as Barton Fink or as bad as The Ladykillers. I guess you could chuck it in the pile with Miller’s Crossing, except it’s more interesting and more distinctively Coen than that.

The movie is sort of a light comedy spread thin over a light drama about a middle-class suburban guy whose life is falling apart. His wife is leaving him, his kids are indifferent to him, he has problems at work…

Acutally, you know what it is? It’s a Jewish American Beauty. It’s about all of the same things — the stifling mundaneness of suburbia and the status quo, a midlife crisis that offers a brief glimpse of freedom before it comes crashing down, wonder at the nature of existence — with a few extra trips to the rabbi, and the convoluted parables that come out of them.

In the hours after watching I’m sure I had something more incisive to say. A week or two later, the movie has faded into a muddle.

All-Star Superman

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Without actually checking the credits, the animation here reminds me strongly of the fellow who did Aeon Flux and that cartoon about Alexander the Great. It has that same lanky angularity, and the almost grotesque caricature of the human form. Granted, if it is his work then it’s a more refined and mainstream version of his style.

As with most of these direct-to-DVD DC movies, this appears to have been based on a well-known arc from the comics — a sort of a “what-if” tale that explored the last months of Superman’s life as he slowly died of a sort of super cancer brought on by over-exposure to the normally healing radiation of our sun.

It’s all well-done enough, and it passes the time. There’s something lacking in the pace. After the first act, the movie meanders with little hint as to where it wants to go or what exactly its narrative priorities are. Halfway through, I was half inclined meander away myself. Perhaps it’s due to condensing the events of a lengthy serial into a single short narrative, as there’s a fair amount procedural storytelling: first this happened, then this happened, then this other thing…

The ending is a bit understated as well, which in itself wouldn’t be a problem. When one has spent half the movie waiting for something relevant to happen, though, one does expect the conclusion to repay that patience. I’m not sure if that happened here.

Ah well. It’s pretty good. I’ll still take Justice League Unlimited any day.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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Harry Potter has never been great literature, and the movies have never been great cinema. Whereas the books are a genial mishmash of well-selected 20th century children’s authors, the films have struggled to find their own integrity outside the Scholastic merchandising machine.

The first couple of movies are not so much films as greatest hits reels of the most memorable moments from the books, translated as literally as possible to screen, with barely a thread of contextual material to bind them together. Generally speaking with each sequel the scripts stand a little better on their own feet, the pacing gets less frantic, the direction less arbitrarily showy, and the central performances grow more confident.

The Half-Blood Prince is the sixth movie, and the second directed by David Yates. Although not as masterful as Goblet of Fire director Mike Newell, Yates does solid work here, keeping a steady pace without getting too hyper and linking shots or scenes with some lovely (often heavily effects-laden) camerawork. At one point there’s a long swoop out the window of a moving train, and into another window further down. Gratuitous, perhaps. Yet it does give the viewer a welcome sense of context and scope, binding together a world that is easy to dismiss when presented as a series of scene fragments and jump cuts.

At this point the story itself is beginning to feel like standard pulp melodrama, in place of the quirky British satire of the earlier volumes. How much of that is the continually literal adaptation, which prefers fact and action over manner and nuance, and how much of it is just the nature of the beast, I am not prepared to speculate. The books wore on me long before volume six, and I figure that the films have become adequate enough to fill me in on any significant developments at a much lower level of investment.

I suppose that’s the best summation I can give. If you haven’t read the books, and just want to know the story, the films have become good enough. Considering where they started, that’s something of an achievement.

An Overview of Series Four

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David Tennant’s third year in the role is his strongest, despite a fairly tepid allotment of scripts. You have a couple of stunners toward the end; “Midnight” and the prologue to the finale, “Turn Left”, are amongst the greatest scripts ever written for the show. The earlier Ood story is a bit on-the-nose, but has the right idea. Although the Pompeii story doesn’t quite work, it tackles some themes never before addressed in the series — and when it does so, it does it well. Not as well as the later “Waters of Mars”, but hey.

Otherwise the series is mostly a dud, narrative-wise. Nothing as horrible as some of the series three indiscretions; more a dull murmur of mediocrity. Despite the odd flash of competence in his Sarah Jane Adventures scripts, I’ll be happy if Gareth Roberts never writes for the parent show again. The Sontarans were boring villains at the best of times, and although their new adventure is superior to all of their classic ones (save perhaps the shortest and most conceptual, The Sontaran Experiment), there’s little positive to say and nothing so heinous as to strain myself in detailing. It’s just… there.

Yet this is also the series where Donna (Catherine Tate) comes in full-time. And it’s the series where her grandfather Wilf (Bernard Cribbins) becomes a recurring feature. The two of them can battle it out off-screen for the position of greatest Doctor Who companion ever. As lukewarm as I may be toward Tennant’s portrayal of the Doctor, his chemistry with each of them elevates the show to a new level and harks back to some of the best Doctor/companion pairings of the past — Troughton and Frazer Hines, Hartnell and Ian and Barbara, McCoy and Sophie Aldred.

Donna is such a flawed, yet such a genuine character — and she undergoes more development than any other companion figure in the show’s history. Heck, she probably develops more than any other individual character. As far as the new series goes, it’s refreshing to have such an unimpressed companion. Donna respects the Doctor’s perspective, and he inspires her every bit as much as she inspires him, yet she is immune to his nonsense. If he needs a kick in the rear, Donna will gladly provide it. If anything, she frequently shows better judgment than Tennant’s petulant, temperamental Doctor.

So although it’s hard to find a standout episode in this bunch, these dynamics make any episode entertaining, whatever else may or may not be going on with the story. As it happens the overall story arc is pretty decent, and better developed than in previous series. (With that in mind, It is curious that the two best-written episodes are the ones where Tennant and Tate are largely separated.)

In some ways it’s a shame that the last few episodes are so continuity-heavy, as otherwise it would be easy to point series four at the Doctor Who neophyte and say, here; this is all the David Tennant you really need to see. This, and maybe a few excerpts from previous seasons — most of them by Steven Moffat. And “The Waters of Mars”.

Oh well. Even though the production team was running out of creative steam here, the cast carries the show to an extent it hasn’t since the boring scripts and amazing chemistry of 1967-1969.

Cropsey

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Any element of this documentary could have been interesting on its own. Its problems are of organization, depth of content, and in its representation of its contents.

Cropsey sells itself as an investigation of the history behind a local tall tale or scary story — sort of a Hook Man legend of the New York tri-state area. That could have been really neat. Instead it uses the Cropsey story as a facile metaphor for the story of a convicted child predator who roamed the site of a former mental institution in the 1970s. Again, that itself could have been a good subject. Yet instead of investigating the social circumstances and consequences of the killings — what led to the fellow’s crimes, and what effect those crimes had on the local culture — the filmmakers spent most of their time puttering around Staten Island, conducting inconsequential searches of the institution grounds, writing questionable letters to the convict in question, and making fruitless visits to his prison.

You can tell how young the filmmakers are by the depth of their solipsism. The documentary is almost more about the fact that they’re making a documentary, and the problems and logistics that they face along the way, than it is about its ostensible subject. Guys, I don’t care what brick walls you ran into. None of them are even particularly interesting. And then, what, you stop and shrug the moment the convict decides not to talk to you? What about the actual content of his letters? What can we gather from that? You barely showed it.

We could also have looked at the institution itself, and the culture from which it arose. Why were the conditions so bad there? What was the justification? What promises did the staff make to families? What were the ramifications, in terms of the mental health of its patients? How are the conditions and culture of the institution related to the killer’s emotional and physical circumstances? Now that you’ve thrown all these pieces on the board, how do they fit together?

There are at least three failed explorations in here, any of which I’d have been pleased to hear more about. The most interesting of those is the folklore angle — as evidently the filmmakers recognized, given the documentary’s spin.

Zombieland

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You can tell this is the filmmakers’ first major project after film school.

I too often confuse Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera. They’ve got the same hair, same build, same facial expressions, and they’re cast in similar roles. So it is that when the film freezes and spells out Eisenberg’s personal (postmodern ironic film-hip) tips and techniques for zombie survival, the mind travels to Scott Pilgrim. Similar conceit. Not the same kid. Whereas Pilgrim takes the conceit further than sense dictates, and thereby elevates itself beyond the conceit in much the way that the mind stops processing Tarantino’s violence as violence, Zombieland is content to lurk in the hipster fog beneath the glowing neon signs. So it’s not transcendent, and therefore the affectations do end up feeling a little gratuitous.

But oh, I’m speaking in absolute terms here. Zombieland ain’t bad. A bunch of kids wanted to make an ironic zombie movie and they got some high-profile talent involved. You’ve got Woody Harrelson. You’ve got Bill Murray. You have a script by someone who watched a little too much Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You have good cinematography and effects work. It’s a noble effort, and it’s got a good spirit to it.

You’d think the kids would know that there is no way Jesse Eisenberg’s character could afford that apartment, though. Who do they think he is, Mark Zuckerberg?

Toy Story

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Two things now stand out to me about Toy Story. Although it comes from 1995 — just two years after Jurassic Park, four years after Terminator 2, and the same year that the original PlayStation and Sega Saturn hit the shelves, ushering in the first wave of mainstream 3D game hardware — the movie still looks and feels current.

The goal was never photo-realism; the animators set certain stylistic boundaries and worked within them. So with the exception of a few organic characters — the boys, the dogs — the animation holds up perfectly well. And since the movie isn’t so much about toys or contemporary culture as it is about self-awareness and change, its story only grows more effective as one ages and comes to appreciate all the levels of Buzz and Woody’s emotional problems.

The only other comment I’ve got right now is about Pixar’s weird form of social commentary. Time and again the writers play nonhuman characters against humanity. Pixar’s humans are callous as a rule, oblivious at best, and at worst a malevolent force. They take the form, I suppose, of your typical Greek gods. Familiar human characteristics are instead assigned to non-human characters — toys, animals, robots, creatures.

You see it in the Toy Story movies, where humans are revered as gods and devils. You see it in Finding Nemo, where they’re a natural force like the wind and rain. Wall-E is all about working against Man’s callous nature. Monsters, Inc comes from another angle and positions them as a natural resource.

So thematically, Toy Story is the template for nearly every Pixar movie to follow. Yet somehow, going back to it after all these years, it avoids feeling generic or overly familiar. I guess that’s the talent at show over there in Alameda. Pixar may have a standard formula, but they put in enough detail and nuance that each product stands as an original, genuine story. That’s some good craft, there.